The New Recruit "Do Not Do" List

[Niamh Dunlevy]

Yes Mac, we all see that. -_-;

[Heidi]

Rules to break, now here! XD

136. May not try and bleach our hair, especially after the incident with the burned eyes and the broken legs of four different officers.

137. This rule also applies to officers.

138. May not host a fashion show in the mess hall.

139. Especially the officer's mess.

140. Cameras are no longer allowed at parties.

[Niamh Dunlevy]

Because Mac wanted to see how many "Do Not" rules he could break in Charles's first thread. ;D

141. May not throw crap into the propellers of planes to try and get around the previously-mentioned "**** hitting the fan" rule.

142. May not dance on top of a plane.

143. May not throw things out of a plane that are not acceptable military weapons.

144. May not play chicken with the planes.

145. May not paint grafitti with a plane.

146. Roundhouse kicking a plane wing/window/etc. until it breaks is NOT entertainment. It is vandalism.

147. No drinking and flying.

148. No painting insulting terms for the military on planes and then flying around.

149. No wolf-whistling over the radio.

150. Especially at commissionsed officers.

[Mac Bargett]

Didn't Nathan's warhawk already break 148?

[Niamh Dunlevy]

No, it was just something nobody mentioned. I'm talking about painting insults like, "GENERAL (insert name here) IS A WHINER!" and flying around.

[Nathan Whyte]

Rule 147....


What a kill-joy.

[Niamh Dunlevy]

You cannot control a plane (or any vehicle, really) while drunk beyond belief. It is a proven, well-known fact. Besides, what if you crashed into the Officer's Mess?

[Mac Bargett]

But if he did that, where would I hold my fashion show?

[Niamh Dunlevy]

...I have no comment. XD

[Mac Bargett]

Moving on then....

"64. Not allowed to play "pin-the-tail-on-the-CO" when the CO is asleep."

Now, if Chuck happened to wake up with a tail pinned to him, does that count as breaking the rules?

He is the CO of the Air corp.

[Niamh Dunlevy]

It would count if a member or an NPC (or both) did it to him.

[Nathan Whyte]

Mar 1, 2009 1:34:09 GMT Niamh Dunlevy said:

You cannot control a plane (or any vehicle, really) while drunk beyond belief. It is a proven, well-known fact. Besides, what if you crashed into the Officer's Mess?

If I crashed, I'd apologise, salute, and walk away.

[Jonas Merhoff]

Mar 1, 2009 2:13:35 GMT Nathan Whyte said:

Mar 1, 2009 1:34:09 GMT Niamh Dunlevy said:

You cannot control a plane (or any vehicle, really) while drunk beyond belief. It is a proven, well-known fact. Besides, what if you crashed into the Officer's Mess?

If I crashed, I'd apologise, salute, and walk away.

You sir, are a hero.

God bless your soul.

[Niamh Dunlevy]

151. No dogsledding across the African plains. It is stupid.

152. No paratroopers are to ask the pilot of the plane, "Are we there yet?" continuously throughout the flight. Once is enough to annoy a pilot.

153. No tying ropes to the rafters in the hangar and swinging on them like monkeys.

154. No holding contests that involve how long you can hold your tongue against a lit lightbulb.

155. Or doing anything else hazardous.

156. To add to Rule #147, no paying someone to get drunk and then fly.

[Mac Bargett]

Mar 3, 2009 4:17:32 GMT Charles Norris said:

Charles looked back at the reporters standing behind him in the barracks

WHAM!

Jan 30, 2009 20:55:51 GMT Heidi said:

5. No impersonating the COs.

22. Or a bunch of reporters.

106. Never annoy Nathan. Especially if you're Allied and plan on air support in your next battle.

~ 56-106 added in by Nathan

BAM!

3 Mar 09, 04:22
Nathan: Steal my Warhawk, anf I'll kick your ass so hard it will land in Berlin and kill Hitler.

I think that counts as annoyed. And it should be noted that a while back a certain someone logged in on the cbox as a Captain Patterson. I'm not saying I did it, so you can't charge me for impersonating an officer, but I'm not saying I didn't either.

THANK YOU MA'AM!