The New Recruit "Do Not Do" List

[Nathan Whyte]

106. Never annoy Nathan. Especially if you're Allied and plan on air support in your next battle.

[Heidi]

107. Never sneak out with one of Nathan's planes. He will kill you.
108. Especially his Warhawk.
109. This also applies to the armour of any company.
110. Or vehicles.
111. Chocolates are NOT to be sent to Strumfelder on Valentine's day.
112. Or Nathan.
113. Or Patterson.
114. Or Merhoff.
115. Or any CO/powerful member/evil member/you get the point.
116. Jumping out of a closet with a monster mask on in front of Adelheid is NOT a good idea.
117. May not start singing "Hello, My Baby!" on the phone when a soldier on the other end picks up.
118. This especially applies to Brentwood.
119. No raiding the kitchens at midnight for food.
120. Or Wolfram's secret liquor supply, either.

[Nathan Whyte]

There seem to be a lot of mentions of me and my Warhawk.

Carry on!

[Mac Bargett]

It is now my goal to break as many as these as possible. Starting with something simple, Number 99.

More like Waffle SS.

[Heidi]

Nathan, who on IO (except me, of course) wouldn't want to mess with your Warhawk?

...Good luck there, Macadoodle. -_-;

[Edward"Butcher"McMillan]

Oh the paradox...hmmmm..........no...Mac dies!

-JT

[Niamh Dunlevy]

121. Do not insult Edward or his divisions (current and old) in any way, shape, or form.
122. Beer bottles are NOT to be thrown at Patterson's head.
123. Even if his haircut strangely resembles a bullseye.
124. No trimming Patterson's hair to look like a bullseye.

[deutschlandschutze]

125. Waffen-SS Das Reich division is the best division in the world.
126. Don't call it a waffle or we'll toast you...

[Heidi]

127. At no point is Flight Lieutenant Charles Norris to attempt to try and break any of these.
128. Nor is he allowed to roundhouse kick anyone.
129. Or run his plane into them.
130. Or drop questionable pictures of his superiors all over London.
131. Or any other city, Allied or Axis.
132. This applies to his subordinates as well.

Sorry Mac...couldn't resist...-snerk-

[Jonas Merhoff]

Couldn't resist? You've only given him more ammo Addie.

[Heidi]

Why do you think I couldn't resist? That's the evil part - he'll drive both everyone AND himself insane by trying to break every rule on the list.

And when his mind liquifies, I call bagsy (dibs) on his Thompson.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!

[⊕ Owen Pearson]

Now here is the way to stop Mac:

133. No deleting any accounts named after prominent American martial arts symbols.

Now, we all know that he can do this...

[Jonas Merhoff]

134. No taking all of the money you have and sending it to Jonas.


Mac.....?

[Mac Bargett]

Feb 8, 2009 23:45:33 GMT ⊕ Owen Pearson said:

133. No deleting any accounts named after prominent American martial arts symbols.

I'll do that once I make my Steven Seagal account.

[Mac Bargett]

Feb 8, 2009 1:13:52 GMT Heidi said:

117. May not start singing "Hello, My Baby!" on the phone when a soldier on the other end picks up.

Feb 11, 2009 3:21:27 GMT Mac Bargett said:

Mac thought about that for a moment before he grabbed the handset and held it up to his face. “Hello, my baby,” he sang before quickly changing his voice to something rough and harsh,

BAM!