The Dodgy Bits

[Sgt. John Walters]

13 Dec 11, 02:41
James: What in gods name just happened?
13 Dec 11, 02:41
Rudolf: Enter Sandman
13 Dec 11, 02:41
Rudolf: Oooh oh!
13 Dec 11, 02:41
Rudolf: Yah yah!
13 Dec 11, 02:41
James: wait wut
13 Dec 11, 02:41
Rudolf: OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND
13 Dec 11, 02:40
Rudolf: TAKE MY HAND
13 Dec 11, 02:40
Rudolf: ENTER NIGHT
13 Dec 11, 02:40
Rudolf: EXIT LIGHT

[Rudolf Steiner]

Sandman: loooooool
13 Dec 11, 03:00
Macster: I'm a headless thomspon gunner, what is there to explain
13 Dec 11, 02:59
Sandman: I mean mine is King of Kings because I'm an arrogant @$$ explain yourself Mac
13 Dec 11, 02:59
Sandman: WTH???
13 Dec 11, 02:59
Macster: Personal theme song
13 Dec 11, 02:58
Sandman: -pimp slaps-
13 Dec 11, 02:58
Sandman: FOR SHAME!
13 Dec 11, 02:58
James: no?
13 Dec 11, 02:57
Sandman: Actually this is Rudolf's theme anyone who interacted with him will see how this music and lyrics go soooo much with his personality www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvUMNbyrEmM
13 Dec 11, 02:56
Macster: Do you or any of your characters have a theme song, James?

[Anton Maas]

16 Dec 11, 23:32
Nathan: Don't you dare pull out -_-
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18 Dec 11, 05:08
Hautt: Yes. He likes black guys. Can't get me for that. It'd be discriminating
18 Dec 11, 05:06
Macster: So saying what you did say is less threatening?
18 Dec 11, 05:06
Hautt: You had better dodgy this
18 Dec 11, 05:03
Hautt: I thought maybe saying black eyes would be considered threatening and he'd have to arrest me. Black eyes, black guys.
18 Dec 11, 05:03
Macster:
18 Dec 11, 05:03
Hautt: He also has a thing for black guys too!
18 Dec 11, 05:02
Macster: JT had a thing for Texas gals
18 Dec 11, 05:02
Hautt: Dommycake <3
18 Dec 11, 05:01
Hautt: I actually know the girl in the photo. Name of Dominique. Texan gal.
18 Dec 11, 05:00
Hautt: Gawsh. She looks just like that. i41.tinypic.com/5ory1u.jpg
18 Dec 11, 05:00
Hautt: In essence, he might be commiting adultery right now.
18 Dec 11, 04:58
Macster: And if he left before seeing what I said, he might go to sleep still thinking about the nonsense you were jibberjabbing.
18 Dec 11, 04:58
Macster: Well, if he went straight to bed, she will have been the last girl he saw.
18 Dec 11, 04:57
Hautt: Whoops. Didn't mean to shout it. Guess I'm more attached than I thought.
18 Dec 11, 04:57
Hautt: HE BETTER NOT STEAL MY WIFE!
18 Dec 11, 04:56
Hautt: He will discover this tomorrow and wonder how he didn't see it.
18 Dec 11, 04:56
Macster: He said he was going to bed, didn't he?
18 Dec 11, 04:55
Hautt: I think he's in a coma.
18 Dec 11, 04:55
Hautt: You there JT?
18 Dec 11, 04:54
Macster: lol
18 Dec 11, 04:53
Hautt: The whole. Conversation
18 Dec 11, 04:53
Hautt: Dodgy Bits.
18 Dec 11, 04:53
Hautt: xD
18 Dec 11, 04:52
Hautt: I'll let you know if I get her back
18 Dec 11, 04:52
Macster: He was dreaming JT.
18 Dec 11, 04:52
Hautt: renaissance*
18 Dec 11, 04:52
JT: time heals all wounds, that's all I got, and I gotta run, deuces
18 Dec 11, 04:51
Hautt: The only thing I get high on is life and I'm a fiend right now.
18 Dec 11, 04:51
JT: well your speaking as if you were just torn from the renaisance
18 Dec 11, 04:51
Hautt: I am ^above^ the influence
18 Dec 11, 04:51
Hautt: I no longer indulge kind sir.
18 Dec 11, 04:50
JT: Hautt...are you high?
18 Dec 11, 04:50
Hautt: She was... torn from me. In our moment of triumph against the world.
18 Dec 11, 04:50
JT: why? she dead?
18 Dec 11, 04:49
Hautt: It was imposible to keep her.
18 Dec 11, 04:49
Macster: He's not the sandman or anything.
18 Dec 11, 04:49
JT: then it isn't legal
18 Dec 11, 04:49
Hautt: I didn't sign any papers
18 Dec 11, 04:49
JT: it takes two to sign divorce papaers dude
18 Dec 11, 04:49
Hautt: He can invent inception
18 Dec 11, 04:49
Macster: Not much JT can do for you.
18 Dec 11, 04:49
JT: wtf am I supposed to do?
18 Dec 11, 04:49
Hautt: May*
18 Dec 11, 04:49
Hautt: 18 last Ma
18 Dec 11, 04:48
JT: wait...how old are you?
18 Dec 11, 04:48
Hautt: Help me get her back man.
18 Dec 11, 04:48
JT: I don't even know what to say atm
18 Dec 11, 04:48
Hautt: I tried and tried but I couldn't keep her
18 Dec 11, 04:48
Macster: Things are always different when you wake up the next morning.
18 Dec 11, 04:47
Hautt: I saw them coming. I just wanted the moment to last. It was beautiful
18 Dec 11, 04:47
JT: and these "things beyond your control" weren't on the horizon where you could see them coming?
18 Dec 11, 04:47
Hautt: Yes sir.
18 Dec 11, 04:46
Hautt: It may sound ridiculous yeah. I loved her. But things beyond my control came between us
18 Dec 11, 04:46
JT: so...you married her and divorced her within the same 6 hour period?
18 Dec 11, 04:46
Hautt: I am... gee.
18 Dec 11, 04:46
JT: I honest to god don't know if you are being serious right now
18 Dec 11, 04:45
Hautt: I divorced her last night
18 Dec 11, 04:45
Hautt: I never got to see my honeymoon
18 Dec 11, 04:45
JT: sooo...on your honeymoon you...came...here?
18 Dec 11, 04:44
Hautt: Did I just say that or did I? Is there an echo?
18 Dec 11, 04:44
JT: wtf?
18 Dec 11, 04:44
Macster: Personally I don't think marrying your parole officer is allowed.
18 Dec 11, 04:44
Hautt: She was my parole officer/secretary
18 Dec 11, 04:44
JT: you actually married her last night?
18 Dec 11, 04:44
Hautt: Before I married her
18 Dec 11, 04:44
Macster: He's also climbed a mountain.
18 Dec 11, 04:44
JT: srsly?
18 Dec 11, 04:44
Hautt: I married her last night
18 Dec 11, 04:43
JT: Had no idea
18 Dec 11, 04:43
JT: your married?!
18 Dec 11, 04:43
Hautt: My wife
18 Dec 11, 04:43
JT: who is that in the photo?
18 Dec 11, 04:42
JT: you can probably look it up through the xbox site
18 Dec 11, 04:42
JT: contacts?
18 Dec 11, 04:41
Hautt: I don't know it
18 Dec 11, 04:41
Hautt: After: i42.tinypic.com/14y8jer.jpg
18 Dec 11, 04:41
JT: so just use your windows id
18 Dec 11, 04:41
Hautt: Before: i41.tinypic.com/5ory1u.jpg
18 Dec 11, 04:41
Hautt: Sooo now I cannot get on
18 Dec 11, 04:41
JT: that sucks
18 Dec 11, 04:41
Hautt: instead of the one where you click the buttons
18 Dec 11, 04:41
Hautt: I accidentally set it so I have to log in to my windows id.
18 Dec 11, 04:40
Hautt: I'm having issues getting on my xbl...

-Edited for Length-

Hautt: brb don't say anything
18 Dec 11, 01:27
The Macster: The thrill ride of bachelorhood.
18 Dec 11, 01:27
James: Hautt what airborne unit were you planning on making?
18 Dec 11, 01:27
James: ANYWAY
18 Dec 11, 01:27
Hautt: and the snowboarding/parachuting in mw2 fashion?
18 Dec 11, 01:26
James: exactly
18 Dec 11, 01:24
The Macster: Climbing the mountain was a symbol of the hard journay to prepare your life for marriage, and parole officer and secretary are the duel roles a wife has.
18 Dec 11, 01:24
Hautt: Define allegory
18 Dec 11, 01:22
James: Definitely Mac.
18 Dec 11, 01:21
The Macster: I think your subconcious was creating an allergory to marriage.
18 Dec 11, 01:20
Hautt: I wake up with a resounding "WTF".
18 Dec 11, 01:20
Hautt: I go to say thanks for being such a good parole officer/secretary, and BOOM. I'm married.
18 Dec 11, 01:19
Hautt: I climb a mountain, awesomeness ensues, I see her as a woman, things go good
18 Dec 11, 01:18
James: I'm trying to figure out what he did Mac...
18 Dec 11, 01:18
Hautt: Nope. It just started with me chilling and talking to my parole off/secretary while she packs my chute
18 Dec 11, 01:18
The Macster: So in your dream, you get arrested and put on parole?
18 Dec 11, 01:17
Hautt: Because dreams work that way.
18 Dec 11, 01:17
The Macster: Because he's on parole.
18 Dec 11, 01:17
James: Why would you need a parole officer though?
18 Dec 11, 01:16
Hautt: She keeps tabs on me, I tell her to file my folders.
18 Dec 11, 01:16
James: How does that work?
18 Dec 11, 01:15
Hautt: Nah. she was m parole officer, and I took her on as my secretary
18 Dec 11, 01:15
The Macster: Hmm, are you a private detective?
18 Dec 11, 01:15
Hautt: But the look in each others eyes said different
18 Dec 11, 01:15
Hautt: And yes. It is. A lot of work. she was just my secretary slash parole officer.
18 Dec 11, 01:14
Hautt: Not sure yet. I'm just participating in the creating. I shall not be a monumental figure in the unit (Diviisonal or Regimental CO for example)
18 Dec 11, 01:14
James: lol
18 Dec 11, 01:13
The Macster: That seems like alot of work just for a broad.
18 Dec 11, 01:13
James: No not that one, the airborne one.
18 Dec 11, 01:13
Hautt: Ah. Panzer Regiment Großdeutschland
18 Dec 11, 01:12
Hautt: I climbed a mountain (a lot of work) did some hardcore snowboarding, parachuted across a gorge and married her.
18 Dec 11, 01:12
James: So Hautt whats this division your making?
18 Dec 11, 01:11
Hautt: Ah. That's my secretary with whom I fell in love with after a long goal
18 Dec 11, 01:09
G.I. Joe: What's with the pics?
18 Dec 11, 01:09
Hautt: D00dski!
18 Dec 11, 01:08
James: dundundun
18 Dec 11, 01:06
Hautt: Before I seriously make a new character I need to get some threads for my old ones. Hautt, Jan. Haven't even had any with Anton
18 Dec 11, 01:05
Hautt: I have so little time
18 Dec 11, 01:03
Hautt: i41.tinypic.com/5ory1u.jpg i42.tinypic.com/14y8jer.jpg
18 Dec 11, 01:03
Hautt: Back.

[Edward"Butcher"McMillan]

23 Dec 11, 00:16
Hautt: I saw what you did for me and very much appreciate it

...eyes in the back of his head.

[Scott Evans]

11 Jan 12, 14:24
Joe: Thank you PuNk!
11 Jan 12, 08:34
iPuNk!: Oh wowee, Rafael returns, Rafael gets angry and Rafael is now on a killing spree. Well done Joe!

[Deleted]

13 Jan 12, 22:30
Adam: Damn Space bar
13 Jan 12, 22:30
Adam: I forget.
13 Jan 12, 22:30
Adam: I jsut wanted to ge tit up before
13 Jan 12, 22:30
Adam: Eh, no rush.

[Gottfried Schmitt]

Keegan: How I love you so
4 Feb 12, 01:24
Keegan: Ooh, Nathan
4 Feb 12, 01:23
Nathan: Somebody has a prison rape fetish...
4 Feb 12, 01:23
Keegan: -Slowly bends over gayly- Lawl!
4 Feb 12, 01:23
Nathan: Suit yourself.
4 Feb 12, 01:23
Gotty <3: <3 Nathan
4 Feb 12, 01:23
Gotty <3: BAHAAHAHAAAH
4 Feb 12, 01:23
Keegan: HOW'D YOU KNOW?!
4 Feb 12, 01:23
Keegan: -doesn't pull pants up-
4 Feb 12, 01:23
Nathan: Pull your pants up, lest you signal that you are ready for homosexual penetration
4 Feb 12, 01:22
Keegan: Pfft


And the continuation:

4 Feb 12, 01:47
Gotty <3: I submitted the Dodgy Thread post too soon. ;_;
4 Feb 12, 01:47
Keegan: How dare you confuse my invisible boxers with REAL clothing!
4 Feb 12, 01:47
Joe: ¬.¬
4 Feb 12, 01:46
Joe: O.O
4 Feb 12, 01:46
Keegan: ....I wasn't even dressed!
4 Feb 12, 01:46
Nathan: Of course I'm in your bedroom, Keegan. I saw how low your pants were
4 Feb 12, 01:46
Joe: O.o
4 Feb 12, 01:46
Macster: '_'
4 Feb 12, 01:46
Keegan: -Hugs Nathan protectively-
4 Feb 12, 01:46
Keegan: Because he'd my lover!
4 Feb 12, 01:46
Joe: I said so.
4 Feb 12, 01:45
Macster: How does that explain anything?
4 Feb 12, 01:45
Nathan: Another German, I know so many and I live on the opposite side of the world. Just wondering.
4 Feb 12, 01:45
Gotty <3: XD
4 Feb 12, 01:45
Joe: He's a New Zealander. That's should explain.
4 Feb 12, 01:45
Keegan: He's in my bedroom right now xD
4 Feb 12, 01:45
Gotty <3: Gonna come after you
4 Feb 12, 01:45
Keegan: Nah
4 Feb 12, 01:45
Joe: He's a stalker.
4 Feb 12, 01:45
Keegan: Why did you ask D: -panics-
4 Feb 12, 01:44
Joe: 'ello Mac.
4 Feb 12, 01:44
Keegan: Nathan...
4 Feb 12, 01:44
Macster: I prefer using the comparative unit of measurement.
4 Feb 12, 01:44
Keegan: Deutschland, why?
4 Feb 12, 01:44
Joe: I actually prefer the metric system. But no one else does so I'm stuck...
4 Feb 12, 01:43
Nathan: Keegan, where are you from?

[Anton Maas]

8 Oct 12, 05:22
[×] [o] Macster: That's not a movie title, but I'll allow it.
8 Oct 12, 05:21
[×] [o] The Herman: Oh God, you made this hard.
8 Oct 12, 05:21
[×] [o] Macster: IN MOVIE TITLES!
8 Oct 12, 05:21
[×] [o] Macster: Describe your plans for the thread, Hermes.
8 Oct 12, 05:20
[×] [o] Liesl: oh dear XD
8 Oct 12, 05:20
[×] [o] The Herman: Be prepared, Tristan is going to get increasingly brave with each post.

[Tristan Herman]

I'll see your raise:

8 Oct 12, 05:40
[×] [o] The Herman: That sums up his entire logic.
8 Oct 12, 05:40
[×] [o] The Herman: Mac has a penis.
8 Oct 12, 05:40
[×] [o] Macster: oh right, I'm the dirty one.
8 Oct 12, 05:40
[×] [o] The Herman: That's only natural, Domi.
8 Oct 12, 05:39
[×] [o] Liesl: tisk tisk mac
8 Oct 12, 05:39
[×] [o] Macster: I assumed she went into the bathroom then came out in a different state.
8 Oct 12, 05:39
[×] [o] Liesl: o.o
8 Oct 12, 05:38
[×] [o] The Herman: Don't worry, I'm about to make it more interesting, just for you.
8 Oct 12, 05:38
[×] [o] The Herman: That's what you get for skimming, Mac.
8 Oct 12, 05:36
[×] [o] Liesl: lolllllllllllXDDDDDDDDDDd
8 Oct 12, 05:34
[×] [o] Macster: I misread this sentence, ""But first I should at least thank you for saving me...."she said as she took a few steps towards him letting the towel slip through her fingers and on to the bathroom floor." and now the thread is less intriguing for me

[Heiko Alkema]

[×] [o] Nathan: To be fair, if they read that and disappear, they probably aren't the high calibre of person we want around here anyway.
21 Dec 13, 08:07 PM
[×] [o] Heiko: Despite our best efforts, it's not as bad as it sounds.
21 Dec 13, 08:07 PM
[×] [o] Jarppii: You guys do realize this has been hanging around for 3-4 years now for everyone to see, guests included, right?
21 Dec 13, 08:07 PM
[×] [o] Jarppii: Not going to touch that with a ten-foot pole.
21 Dec 13, 08:06 PM
[×] [o] Joe: He found it, guys.
21 Dec 13, 08:06 PM
[×] [o] Nathan: Oh dear. Steer well clear of that!
21 Dec 13, 08:06 PM
[×] [o] Joe: Oooooohhh snap
21 Dec 13, 08:06 PM
[×] [o] Jarppii: Lord have mercy, "The Dodgy Bits"?

[Laya Eteric]

PanzerLeopard: Damn, only an hour left before having to sleep

Macdroid: An hour can last a lifetime with the power of imagination

PanzerLeopard: twixie-answers-mod.tumblr.com/post/73170408030/blasianxbri-tatumfanservice

Macdroid: The hell

PanzerLeopard: I don't know either

Macdroid: I regret telling you to use your imagination

[Mac Bargett]

10 Jul 14, 01:36 PM
[×] [o] Hautt: In the butt. -_-
10 Jul 14, 01:36 PM
[×] [o] Macster: What
10 Jul 14, 01:36 PM
[×] [o] Hautt: What?
10 Jul 14, 01:24 PM
[×] [o] Macster: Hang on to your butts

[Deleted]

17 Jul 14, 01:49 PM
Heiko: little too big is better than too small
17 Jul 14, 01:48 PM
Hautt: Me no like.