The Dodgy Bits

[Edward"Butcher"McMillan]

31 Dec 10, 00:05
Maria: Then I'll wait for you to come.

[Dirk Riedel]

Damn you! Damn you all!

[Anton Maas]

*Abridged version*

31 Dec 10, 02:03
Joshua Kennedy: *motions to self intently*
31 Dec 10, 02:03
Maria: They are girls, Josh.
31 Dec 10, 02:03
Joshua Kennedy: *motions to self*
31 Dec 10, 02:02
Maria: I will recruit my sexy best friends, then.

*Full version*

31 Dec 10, 02:07
Joshua Kennedy: :3
31 Dec 10, 02:07
JT: I read that so worngly
31 Dec 10, 02:07
Joshua Kennedy: *motions to breasts*
31 Dec 10, 02:07
Maria: It's not the quantity, but the quality. And there's nothing fake in me!
31 Dec 10, 02:07
Joshua Kennedy: My friend bought a pet rat.
31 Dec 10, 02:06
JT: 1 MAria...or a half dozen or more cheerleaders...sorry MAria, I think you lose
31 Dec 10, 02:06
Guster: I'm not going up against Maria and JT in anything.
31 Dec 10, 02:06
Dieter: Which reminds me, I was going to buy some books, I'll add that to my order.
31 Dec 10, 02:06
JT: SLACKER!
31 Dec 10, 02:06
Dieter: I haven't read the book yet!
31 Dec 10, 02:06
Maria: I'll keep him warm.
31 Dec 10, 02:05
JT: someone is gonna have to keep the cheerleaders warm since it's winter time...but no, you had to go against the bro code, foolish man
31 Dec 10, 02:05
Maria: Maybe Mac should enter, too.
31 Dec 10, 02:05
Dieter: I went into my box.
31 Dec 10, 02:04
JT: Mac*
31 Dec 10, 02:04
JT: yeah, I thought so too Dieter, too bad you won't be part of it
31 Dec 10, 02:04
Maria: Believes, hah!
31 Dec 10, 02:04
JT: and MAc, we are speaking of the Pic Competition, which MAria believes she will win
31 Dec 10, 02:04
Dieter: That's quite the intriguing plan, JT.
31 Dec 10, 02:03
JT: yeah, makes it easier to get them to pose while I shoot pics of MAria off their heads
31 Dec 10, 02:03
Joshua Kennedy: *motions to self intently*
31 Dec 10, 02:03
Maria: They are girls, Josh.
31 Dec 10, 02:03
Dieter: Cheerleaders are a bit brainless, aren't they?
31 Dec 10, 02:03
Guster: I don't know what's going though.
31 Dec 10, 02:03
Joshua Kennedy: *motions to self*
31 Dec 10, 02:02
Maria: I will recruit my sexy best friends, then.

[Joshua Kennedy]

Riddle: 4.5.0.3.

Attempt to solve riddle: Bottom -> Top

31 Dec 10, 02:30
Dieter: You have failed. Play again? Y/N?

31 Dec 10, 02:30
Joshua Kennedy: Not big suprise

31 Dec 10, 02:30
Dieter: You are dead.

31 Dec 10, 02:30
Maria: They are sensitive to human presence as of lately.

31 Dec 10, 02:30
Guster: I shall risk it

31 Dec 10, 02:30
Maria: Be gentle, please.

31 Dec 10, 02:29
Dieter: That might prove quite deadly.

31 Dec 10, 02:29
Guster: I must investigate these hills then.

31 Dec 10, 02:28
Guster: Poisoned jagerbombs!

31 Dec 10, 02:28
Maria: The bombs are located in the hills of Mordor, of course.

31 Dec 10, 02:28
Guster: So it's a poison then?

31 Dec 10, 02:28
Dieter: There are no bombs! Except Jägerbombs.

31 Dec 10, 02:27
Guster: So now we have to read his post to find the location of the bombs?

31 Dec 10, 02:27
JT: that's not a riddle, it's an answer Dieter

31 Dec 10, 02:27
Maria:

31 Dec 10, 02:27
Maria: 4503 words in his post, ding dong.

EDIT: After seecting yes...

Joshua Kennedy: So did you!
31 Dec 10, 02:36
Dieter: You have lost the game!
31 Dec 10, 02:36
Joshua Kennedy: [y]
31 Dec 10, 02:36
Dieter: You die.
31 Dec 10, 02:35
Joshua Kennedy: :3
31 Dec 10, 02:35
Joshua Kennedy: [x] under the bed
31 Dec 10, 02:35
JT: and this victory was not less known, it was unknown
31 Dec 10, 02:35
Dieter: Again: You are looking for a bomb. Do you look in the [ ] closet? [ ] under the bed?


Joshua Kennedy: My job was to find the bomb, I succeeded, I win!
31 Dec 10, 02:33
Maria: Aw wait.
31 Dec 10, 02:33
JT: told ya!
31 Dec 10, 02:33
Dieter: Not really good at this game, are you?
31 Dec 10, 02:33
Joshua Kennedy: I win!
31 Dec 10, 02:33
Guster: I go north
31 Dec 10, 02:33
Maria: [x] Under the bed
31 Dec 10, 02:33
Dieter: You found the bomb! Congratulations! It explodes. You are dead.
31 Dec 10, 02:33
JT: never choose the option that rhymes with "DEAD" guys
31 Dec 10, 02:32
Joshua Kennedy: [X] under th bed
31 Dec 10, 02:32
JT: woo
31 Dec 10, 02:32
Dieter: You are looking for a bomb. Do you look in the [ ] closet? [ ] under the bed?

[Edward"Butcher"McMillan]

2 Jan 11, 03:03
Nathan: Hmmm. I'mma think I'll just sneak in the back door.

[Matthaeus Hinrichs]

17 Jan 11, 01:42
[×] Adam(Tea Boy): If only JT were here to see that
17 Jan 11, 01:41
Rafael: When are the police ever fun?

[Mac Bargett]

5 Feb 11, 20:03
Nathan: Haha, rank, men, balls large enough for Luther and McMillan to bench-press...

[✚ Peter T. Brannigan]

6 Feb 11, 17:51
Adam(Tea Boy): Cant complain. Sore from a banger party last night :/

[PFC. Joey Toniatti]

6 Feb 11, 18:18
Macster: But maybe Joey's privates don't want Peter to come?

[Mac Bargett]

19 Feb 11, 02:14
Adam(Tea Boy): We miss you too, Homo <3

[Sgt. John Walters]

17 Mar 11, 00:07
Erik: I liek big bananas and I can't lie.

[Anton Maas]

Mar 21, 2011 18:47:17 GMT PFC. Joey Toniatti said:

PuNk, you know i'm open for just about anything

[Matthaeus Hinrichs]

23 Apr 11, 01:02
JT: wow Steven, I'm gonna ask my girl if she will have your baby

[MSG. Steven J. McMillan]

Looks better in my signature.

[Ben Shirley]

12 Jun 11, 04:27
SeeJay: Pfft... too long? I'll do it.
12 Jun 11, 04:26
Ben Shirley: Thats what she said, btw.
12 Jun 11, 04:26
Ben Shirley: Its too long lol