The Dodgy Bits

[Edward"Butcher"McMillan]

12 Dec 10, 01:45
PuNk!: Yeah right, battles go on for months. As soon as you get properly started in a battle - woops! - you're butt naked in front of Raf.

[PuNk! ™]

12 Dec 10, 02:02
Erik: I remember a time when my name dominated the dodgy bits.

[Christopher J. D'Dario]

14 Dec 10, 01:18
Adam(Tea Boy): Please do, im gettign off now.

[∬: Rafael Z. Wolfram]

14 Dec 10, 05:25
Hautt: I'm rushing it. Mah back is hurting major bad.

Tsk tsk, what was you doing?
- Raf

[Matthaeus Hinrichs]

18 Dec 10, 02:57
Rafael: Zombie Hoes, they live in my fridge and behind my doors. Don't ask why.

[Anton Maas]

18 Dec 10, 03:35
JT: I'm talking about MY UNIT

[Deleted]

Posting failed. You cannot post - you have been banned.
18 Dec 10, 08:04
Heiko: Yeah. That just happened.
18 Dec 10, 08:02
Heiko: /3_minute_ban Hautt
18 Dec 10, 08:01
Hautt: 3:01.
18 Dec 10, 08:01
Heiko: Got distracted. Also, it's 3 am.

[Heiko Alkema]

Followed shortly by:

[×] [o] Hautt: Whoops cbox is back
18 Dec 10, 08:12
[×] [o] Hautt: You smell of cabbages and urine.
18 Dec 10, 08:07
[×] [o] Heiko: And you should be good now.

[Deleted]

Aaand followed by:

Posting failed. You cannot post - you have been banned.
18 Dec 10, 08:16
Hautt: Haha!
18 Dec 10, 08:16
Hautt: Sooo.... nyah nyah!
18 Dec 10, 08:16
Heiko: /ban Hautt 1_hour
18 Dec 10, 08:16
Hautt: I'm still working on a post.
18 Dec 10, 08:16
Heiko: Go to bed fool.
18 Dec 10, 08:16
Hautt: Curse yous, evil magicky Moderator! D:
18 Dec 10, 08:15
Hautt: Durn.
18 Dec 10, 08:15
Heiko: Oh wait.
18 Dec 10, 08:15
Heiko: Oh no it worked!
18 Dec 10, 08:15
Hautt: *black magic*
18 Dec 10, 08:15
Hautt: Aha!
18 Dec 10, 08:15
Hautt: /60_minute_ban Heiko.

If I could post in the cbox right now it would look like this:

18 Dec 10, 08:20
Hautt: When Heiko bans me for one hour, and I still have posts to finish... HAUTT REMAINS!

I will be here when that hour runs out, Heiko. You have my word.

[Deleted]

19 Dec 10, 02:27
JT: you have a better chance of making love to a patch of cacti and enjoying it

19 Dec 10, 03:10
Adam(Tea Boy): Jan is just some random Dude.

[Joshua Kennedy]

I have a lot of Chat logs with friends, but I'm guessing this only relates to IO.

14 Dec 10, 21:08
PuNk!: Great, you silenced the chat box.

14 Dec 10, 21:09
Joshua Kennedy: :3

[Edward"Butcher"McMillan]

26 Dec 10, 01:57
Adam(Tea Boy): I was talking about Raf, But Hinrichs is open for anything.

[Edward"Butcher"McMillan]

28 Dec 10, 22:46
Maria: You should be happy you're getting any, to begin with.



****EDIT****

A triple post would have been a bit much.

30 Dec 10, 03:07
Adam(Tea Boy): IVAN comes before me?



****EDIT Jr.****

30 Dec 10, 23:49
Joshua Kennedy: Prepare to be boarded!

[Deleted]

Read from bottom up

30 Dec 10, 23:53
Dieter: Boobs have been mentioned.
30 Dec 10, 23:53
Maria: Great, now Dirk's boobs will forever be in IO history. I feel special.
30 Dec 10, 23:52
JT: danke
30 Dec 10, 23:52
SeeJay: I will...
30 Dec 10, 23:51
JT: for goodness sake someone post in the dodgy thread so I can stop editing my last post in it
30 Dec 10, 23:50
JT: OMGLOL!
30 Dec 10, 23:50
Maria: "Well, what can I say, food is lacking in Africa."
30 Dec 10, 23:50
Maria: Lol, I guess it will be funny when the Leutnant appears with one breast and the other deflated.
30 Dec 10, 23:50
JT: "extravagence of boobs"...I don't even know how I should respond to that since she is wearing the metal plate
30 Dec 10, 23:49
SeeJay: And a punchture in the left one....
30 Dec 10, 23:49
Maria: Wut, did I really say that.
30 Dec 10, 23:49
SeeJay: Great one Josh.
30 Dec 10, 23:49
Maria: She is ... compensating for missing something down low with extravagance of boobs.
30 Dec 10, 23:49
Joshua Kennedy: Crap
30 Dec 10, 23:49
Joshua Kennedy: *crashes ship*
30 Dec 10, 23:49
JT: It's only no that easy when you have no game
30 Dec 10, 23:49
Joshua Kennedy: Prepare to be boarded!
30 Dec 10, 23:48
Joshua Kennedy: Ahoy!
30 Dec 10, 23:48
Maria: It's never that easy, JT, damn you!
30 Dec 10, 23:48
SeeJay: Thats ok, My Italians speak bad German...
30 Dec 10, 23:48
Maria: So it would be funny if they would be unable to understand one another.
30 Dec 10, 23:48
JT: I know we've all seen BoB, remember when the guy gets hit low? "You're alright man, everything is right where it's supposed to be." SeeJay finds the truth in three posts, beat that Dieter
30 Dec 10, 23:48
Maria: Also Dirk only speaks German.
30 Dec 10, 23:47
SeeJay: A breast plate is metal, its totaly metal! *Headbangs*
30 Dec 10, 23:47
Maria: Just metal.
30 Dec 10, 23:46
JT: OH!
30 Dec 10, 23:46
SeeJay: A breast plate...
30 Dec 10, 23:46
Maria: She is wearing a metal plate, dudes.
30 Dec 10, 23:46
SeeJay: Ah, much better.
30 Dec 10, 23:46
JT: course having beers at the bar months later would get interesting when the inevitable "Battle Scars:" convo takes place LOL!
30 Dec 10, 23:46
Maria: How do you think she is covering the hills of Mordor!
30 Dec 10, 23:45
SeeJay: Argh!! My Cbox keeps not working!
30 Dec 10, 23:45
JT: I said wound, not maim! Just evil man
30 Dec 10, 23:44
SeeJay:
30 Dec 10, 23:44
SeeJay: *CJ stumbles through the trees, spots some chick and shoots her in the left tit... ;/
30 Dec 10, 23:43
JT: just my advice
30 Dec 10, 23:43
JT: wound her SeeJay
30 Dec 10, 23:43
Maria: Great, CJ.
30 Dec 10, 23:43
SeeJay: I am going to start on a thread!

[Joshua Kennedy]

Bottom -> Up

30 Dec 10, 23:53
JT: don't flatter yourself, Kennedy made it in there, not your tits

30 Dec 10, 23:53
Dieter: Boobs have been mentioned.

30 Dec 10, 23:53
Maria: Great, now Dirk's boobs will forever be in IO history. I feel special.

EDIT:

31 Dec 10, 00:04
JT: well played

31 Dec 10, 00:03
JT: LOL!

31 Dec 10, 00:03
Joshua Kennedy: *motions to self*

31 Dec 10, 00:03
Maria: And no, I don't go for stupid people unless they are ridiculously handsome to compensate. (Not rly.)

31 Dec 10, 00:03
JT: Kennedy, you may just be the worst pirate...but the best stuntman