Post by Rhys Bevan on Aug 2, 2008 8:08:22 GMT
Rhys scratched furiously at the irritating itch that had come hand in hand with the pair of decidedly stupid trousers that Rhys had been forced to wear that night. It was ridiciolous. When asked what they were contributing to the war effort, most soldiers would reply that they were on the battlefield day and night, fighting for their countries. Rhys, meanwhile, would have to opt for the slightly less glamorous answer of impersonating Charlie Chaplin.
Apparently, morale was sinking low amongst the troops. They were gloomy, apparently and so the Lieteunant had decided that the best way forward was to put on a show for the men. Rhys had done a bit of stage-acting back in Britain and so had signed up immediately with the hope of recieving a sophisticated lead. But no. He was Charlie bloody Chaplin. On the other hand, there were many other men who had it worse than him and Rhys didn't envy Corporal Harper who had been forced to contribute to the traditional drag show. He was clad head to toe in a vile, orange dress and high heels, with comically applied lipstick to match.
The Staff Sergeant had only just returned from the stage after a suprisingly warm reception and had felt strangely proud. However, inevitably, the sense of pride had soon been replaced by an extreme annoyance at the itchiness of his costume. Rhys grunted with annoyance and ripped the make-shift moustache from his upper lip, wincing as he did so. He took a seat next to the mildly shell-shocked Harper and downed a near-stagnant glass of water. He grimaced.
The self-proclaimed director of the show, a certain Captain Marlon spoke up.
"I say, Bevan," he said in a voice so snooty that Rhys wanted to kick him in the unmentionables. "I say! Put your moustache on at once, sir, you're on again in five minutes!"
Rhys suddenly realised that he was right and groaned loudly, cupping his head in his hands.
"How I love backstage parties," he muttered darkly.
Apparently, morale was sinking low amongst the troops. They were gloomy, apparently and so the Lieteunant had decided that the best way forward was to put on a show for the men. Rhys had done a bit of stage-acting back in Britain and so had signed up immediately with the hope of recieving a sophisticated lead. But no. He was Charlie bloody Chaplin. On the other hand, there were many other men who had it worse than him and Rhys didn't envy Corporal Harper who had been forced to contribute to the traditional drag show. He was clad head to toe in a vile, orange dress and high heels, with comically applied lipstick to match.
The Staff Sergeant had only just returned from the stage after a suprisingly warm reception and had felt strangely proud. However, inevitably, the sense of pride had soon been replaced by an extreme annoyance at the itchiness of his costume. Rhys grunted with annoyance and ripped the make-shift moustache from his upper lip, wincing as he did so. He took a seat next to the mildly shell-shocked Harper and downed a near-stagnant glass of water. He grimaced.
The self-proclaimed director of the show, a certain Captain Marlon spoke up.
"I say, Bevan," he said in a voice so snooty that Rhys wanted to kick him in the unmentionables. "I say! Put your moustache on at once, sir, you're on again in five minutes!"
Rhys suddenly realised that he was right and groaned loudly, cupping his head in his hands.
"How I love backstage parties," he muttered darkly.