Post by Nicholas Ealing on Feb 25, 2010 17:07:47 GMT
OOC: Open to two 3ID members; bunkmates. Must be privates/NCO's.
Lieutenant Nicholas Ealing made his way down the winding corridor. Behind him, corporals Campbell and Flint shuffled their feet, blinking groggily. They had a job to do. Less important than securing the liberation of Europe, more important than making sure no one was stealing soap from Bravo Company showers. No, the three men were on a painstaking and mentally scarring mission to search every dorm, bunk and hangar in the small 3ID base. Ealing and the corporals had been sent to search the rooms, to confiscate any contraband and to punish anyone found with inappropriate material. A soldier's life was meant to be hard but thanks to the elaborate smuggling system designed by the men, many of the dorms were filled with a bountiful supply of luxuries. As far as High Command was concerned, this was basically just cheating.
So far, Nicholas had come across such items as a "cuddly elephant" (and this from one of the most feared NCO's in the company), a stack of pornography that would have put the complete works of William Shakespeare to shame and, to both the surprise of Nicholas and the otherwise engaged Corporal McDonald, a naked Liverpudlian prostitute who answered to the name of Vera. Both Nicholas and Corporal Campbell had been convinced that committing lewd acts on 3ID territory was against army regulations but McDonald had remained adamant that he was simply engaging in a perfectly innocent pastime. The Lieutenant had given up after thirty seconds of half-hearted arguing as it was rather difficult to maintain a healthy discussion with a large pair of buttocks. Nicholas had left the room disgusted, horrified and mentally scarred.
“Come on, boys. Just a couple more dorms.”
“Oh, joy. And what’ll be waiting for us in there? A trio of naked coal miners?”
“One for each of us, then.”
“I’ll bear that in mind, sir.”
Nicholas laughed.
Corporal Flint sniffed, a look of revulsion etched into his face. “Sure as hell does stink down here, sir.”
“This is England, Corporal. Everything stiks. And you know what? I wouldn’t change that for the world.” Nicholas grinned as he clapped Flint on the back and moved down the uneasy-smelling corridor. He glanced down at the scrap of paper in his hands, a faded map of the barracks. “This is our last stop, I think. Room 78B. Who dwells down here, do you know? The goblin people?”
“Don’t know, sir.”
“Goblin people it is then.”
The corporals grinned as Nicholas rapped his knuckles against the door. “Surprise room inspection. Open up, you lucky, lucky people!”
Lieutenant Nicholas Ealing made his way down the winding corridor. Behind him, corporals Campbell and Flint shuffled their feet, blinking groggily. They had a job to do. Less important than securing the liberation of Europe, more important than making sure no one was stealing soap from Bravo Company showers. No, the three men were on a painstaking and mentally scarring mission to search every dorm, bunk and hangar in the small 3ID base. Ealing and the corporals had been sent to search the rooms, to confiscate any contraband and to punish anyone found with inappropriate material. A soldier's life was meant to be hard but thanks to the elaborate smuggling system designed by the men, many of the dorms were filled with a bountiful supply of luxuries. As far as High Command was concerned, this was basically just cheating.
So far, Nicholas had come across such items as a "cuddly elephant" (and this from one of the most feared NCO's in the company), a stack of pornography that would have put the complete works of William Shakespeare to shame and, to both the surprise of Nicholas and the otherwise engaged Corporal McDonald, a naked Liverpudlian prostitute who answered to the name of Vera. Both Nicholas and Corporal Campbell had been convinced that committing lewd acts on 3ID territory was against army regulations but McDonald had remained adamant that he was simply engaging in a perfectly innocent pastime. The Lieutenant had given up after thirty seconds of half-hearted arguing as it was rather difficult to maintain a healthy discussion with a large pair of buttocks. Nicholas had left the room disgusted, horrified and mentally scarred.
“Come on, boys. Just a couple more dorms.”
“Oh, joy. And what’ll be waiting for us in there? A trio of naked coal miners?”
“One for each of us, then.”
“I’ll bear that in mind, sir.”
Nicholas laughed.
Corporal Flint sniffed, a look of revulsion etched into his face. “Sure as hell does stink down here, sir.”
“This is England, Corporal. Everything stiks. And you know what? I wouldn’t change that for the world.” Nicholas grinned as he clapped Flint on the back and moved down the uneasy-smelling corridor. He glanced down at the scrap of paper in his hands, a faded map of the barracks. “This is our last stop, I think. Room 78B. Who dwells down here, do you know? The goblin people?”
“Don’t know, sir.”
“Goblin people it is then.”
The corporals grinned as Nicholas rapped his knuckles against the door. “Surprise room inspection. Open up, you lucky, lucky people!”