The Quote Thread!

[MSG. Steven J. McMillan]

This thread is similar to the "Dodgy Thread", but the quotes aren't dodgy and considered more a record of funny quotes or compliments even. In other words, if something is mentioned in the chat box you think someone else should read when they come online, post it here!

Please, make sure to use the dodgy thread for all the unruly quotes made by members. This thread is separate and has a more mature motive for it's content.

I'll get this thread started.

For JT and Wolfram to read at a later date:[/b]
14 Apr 11, 19:22
The Teapot Bot: Raf is Wolfie. And yeah, but I think Raf has too much of an influence on JT. They're like the big kid that influences the little kid to jump his bike off the nearest hill, and then runs away when the little kid is crying for him to call an ambulance.


This had to be stored for a future read by Wolfie and JT. Yes, the poster is Adelheid/Addie.

[Jack Johns]

Made me smile anyway.

Mac and Nath were talking about the motto for a new division.



15 Apr 11, 23:14
Nathan: Touche.
15 Apr 11, 23:11
Macster: How's that battle of your's going?
15 Apr 11, 23:11
Nathan: Fight slow? No, we want to do quick and decisive strikes.
15 Apr 11, 23:10
Macster: "Fly fast, fight slow"
15 Apr 11, 23:08
Nathan: "Pilots by God, drunkards by choice."

[Heiko Alkema]

[day before Rapture prediction]

SeeJay: Anyway, it's almost 1:30am Saterday morning, and the raptor hasn't come yet... I even got a goat for it and everything... I am dissapointed, and going to bed... Lol. Night Kitty and the rest of IO

[Charles Norris]

May 21, 2011 1:36:35 GMT Heiko Alkema said:

[day before Rapture prediction]

SeeJay: Anyway, it's almost 1:30am Saterday morning, and the raptor hasn't come yet... I even got a goat for it and everything... I am dissapointed, and going to bed... Lol. Night Kitty and the rest of IO

Related.

[Christopher J. D'Dario]

12 Jun 11, 04:27
SeeJay: Wow... yeah... that was really really gay... Lol!!!]
12 Jun 11, 04:27
Ben Shirley: dodgy ftw
12 Jun 11, 04:27
Ben Shirley: LOL.
12 Jun 11, 04:27
SeeJay: Pfft... too long? I'll do it.
12 Jun 11, 04:26
Ben Shirley: Thats what she said, btw.
12 Jun 11, 04:26
Ben Shirley: Its too long lol
12 Jun 11, 04:26
JT: dueces!
12 Jun 11, 04:26
JT: someone save this and put it in the quote thread or something LOL!!!
12 Jun 11, 04:26
Ben Shirley: We should do this everydayz
12 Jun 11, 04:26
SeeJay: Hell yeah it was.
12 Jun 11, 04:26
Ben Shirley: Lol.
12 Jun 11, 04:26
JT: and yeah, for the record, that was fun
12 Jun 11, 04:26
SeeJay: Farewell Sire JT, good travels to you.
12 Jun 11, 04:25
Ben Shirley: Baiii JT.
12 Jun 11, 04:25
SeeJay: I say, my typing skills seem to be deterierating
12 Jun 11, 04:25
JT: dear friends, I must place my quill within my desk and retire to my chambers, t'would appear that my duties for the day have come to a close, my carraige is currently being fetched and I shant keep my driver waiting, I bid you all adue
12 Jun 11, 04:25
SeeJay: Good show Sir Nathan, Commander of the Legions of the North. Only just a fine officer could command a legon from the other side of the planet. Good so indeed.
12 Jun 11, 04:24
JT: (Sir NAthan, Commander of the Legions of the North...even though he represents 50% of our membership in the southern hemisphere :nuts: )
12 Jun 11, 04:23
SeeJay: That it would Sire JT, I am looking forward to said chaos.
12 Jun 11, 04:22
SeeJay: Sire Heiko, If an allied representative is needed for the continuation of the Campaign, I would like to put forth my so far uncompleated character for your appraisal, I should have him compleated before the sun sets.
12 Jun 11, 04:22
JT: ah, good show Sir SeeJay, t'would be a great honor to valiantly face you in the chaos of combat once more
12 Jun 11, 04:21
JT: I do say, it would seem my worries have come to light, Heiko requires the guidance of a senior officer so that his troops may some day benefit from his learned skills
12 Jun 11, 04:20
SeeJay: Sire JT, If at all possable, I would like to extend an offer of being your opponent on the firld of battle during said future engagement and do Battle, for I am in the favor of our Father Nurgel, the God of Decay.
12 Jun 11, 04:20
Ben Shirley: Fail Heiko.
12 Jun 11, 04:20
JT: I would be quite appreciative of any moderator that would honor our engagement with the guidance of his quill
12 Jun 11, 04:20
Heiko: Argh. I don't have a plan C, though.
12 Jun 11, 04:20
Nathan: And you would like me to impartially mediate this engagement?
12 Jun 11, 04:20
JT: I do say Heiko, t'would seem plausable to proceed with your plan
12 Jun 11, 04:19
Ben Shirley: Plan C, Heiko.
12 Jun 11, 04:19
JT: Ah Sir SeeJay, tis always enjoyable to converse with you, even though you are not in the favor of the God of Blood
12 Jun 11, 04:19
Heiko: Alright. It's been a week since I PM'd Jack Johns about being the replacement for the campaign battle. Should I wait a little longer or go to plan C?
12 Jun 11, 04:18
JT: this is why I have requested Commander Strange to stand by my side in a future engagement
12 Jun 11, 04:18
SeeJay: I say good sires. Is anyone else enjoying this conversation as much as I am? For I am figurativly loveing this.
12 Jun 11, 04:18
Nathan: Indeed.
12 Jun 11, 04:18
JT: You speak the truth even though your typing has become attrocious
12 Jun 11, 04:17
JT: You speak the truth Sir Nathan, Commander of the Legions of the North
12 Jun 11, 04:16
SeeJay: Then I will endevor too compleat my application, and he shall soon stand proud upon the field of battle.
12 Jun 11, 04:16
Nathan: For the only currently active American officer I know is the good Second Lieutenant Sreange.
12 Jun 11, 04:16
JT: Where you ask? WHERE?! Why in our roster of course! We have an officer with more than recruit standings, we must however make the efforts to revive his reputation so that his ranks will swell upon creation of the Infatry unit
12 Jun 11, 04:16
Ben Shirley: What shall we do to remedy such a problem?
12 Jun 11, 04:15
JT: within the yank ranks he would not be allowed, but he would be a sight for sore eyes upon the field of battle Sir SeeJay!
12 Jun 11, 04:15
Nathan: But where, Sir, will we find an already presiding officer?
12 Jun 11, 04:15
SeeJay: Well the I shall retract my previous statement.
12 Jun 11, 04:14
SeeJay: I would very much so wish to be of assistance to you Sire JT, unfortunatly I am creating a Britsh Soldier of War... and I fear he would not be welcome in the American division.
12 Jun 11, 04:14
JT: sadly the new recruitment of an officer would not offer the needed abilities of an already presiding officer, these skill points will be troublesome to aquire and we need a commander already sitting atop more of them than the regular newly recruited officers will have at their disposal
12 Jun 11, 04:13
Nathan: It is not that simple, Master Shirley, for this foot soldier would need to earn his position of power.
12 Jun 11, 04:13
Ben Shirley: 'course, the shoe shiner shouldn't say such silly things.
12 Jun 11, 04:13
Ben Shirley: Then just promote the most experienced foot soldier to officer.
12 Jun 11, 04:12
JT: nonsense, all is forgiven old friend
12 Jun 11, 04:12
Nathan: Verilly, if a reliable member was to create an officer, he could take the strain from the third Armoured Brigade.
12 Jun 11, 04:12
SeeJay: I see Sire, forgive my lack of understanding, the Red Bull has not kicked in yet, and I am suffering from a tired mind.
12 Jun 11, 04:12
JT: aye, and Infantry commander is what we need good sirs, AN INFANTRY COMMANDER!
12 Jun 11, 04:11
JT: I sahll lead these heavy weapons Commander SeeJay, but t'would be joyous for a commander to take up the ranks of infantry flooding my barracks
12 Jun 11, 04:11
SeeJay: I stand corrected... Again...
12 Jun 11, 04:10
JT: aye, he speaks the truth, Mister Shirley does, my shoes have kept me from my duties several times having gazed upon them foolishly on bright days
12 Jun 11, 04:10
Nathan: So, are you suggesting the bifurcation of the Third Armoured Divison, into an infantry division and an armoured divison?
12 Jun 11, 04:10
SeeJay: Seige weaponry is needed, A commander to lead the heavy weapons into the field is required. I believe that is what you are saying Sire JT?
12 Jun 11, 04:10
Ben Shirley: JT said to make a new division for infantry.
12 Jun 11, 04:10
Ben Shirley: In nerd-speak
12 Jun 11, 04:09
JT: to be entirely blunt with you fine gents, my unit is that of armor, and we have far too many foot soldiers for it to fit within those parameters, we need a unit within the yank ranks that focuses upon the roles of foot soldiers so that we may make room for the behemouths of the battlefield
12 Jun 11, 04:09
Ben Shirley: Nobody can compare to Sire JT's shoes when I shine them.
12 Jun 11, 04:08
SeeJay: It appears that I am Laughing out loud again. Oh jolly good.
12 Jun 11, 04:08
JT: ah, my ol' shoe shine boy, Mister Shirley, tis goos to lay my eyes upon you once more
12 Jun 11, 04:08
Nathan: You are requesting the creation of a new member of the leadership elite for the American division, I presume?
12 Jun 11, 04:07
JT: Our dear firend Strange, Executive Officer to my men has had a spot of bad luck you see, we must work together to remedy this so that it may be looked upon in the future as an oversight, we need commanders Sir Nathan, we need leadership in our ranks
12 Jun 11, 04:07
SeeJay: Yes indeed. Hail Sire JT, Commander of the 3rd Legion!
12 Jun 11, 04:07
JTR: Sup
12 Jun 11, 04:06
Ben Shirley: *JT
12 Jun 11, 04:06
Ben Shirley: Haii Sire JTR
12 Jun 11, 04:06
Nathan: Then please elaborate, good sir, for I am not following this thought.
12 Jun 11, 04:06
SeeJay: And who would be your opponent Sire JT?
12 Jun 11, 04:06
JT: however this O'Brian fellow would have a place amongst my ranks should another devide occur within them
12 Jun 11, 04:05
JT: Nay Sir Nathan, Commander of the Legions of the North, this O'Brian chap shall not be able to render services requested. 2v2 engagments are quite far enough on the scale of combat
12 Jun 11, 04:05
SeeJay: The time for being down is over! We must rise up!
12 Jun 11, 04:04
JT: do not fret my dear companion, you have put forth great strides to increase your houses gains as of late, even the finest of gents do require down time
12 Jun 11, 04:03
Nathan: So you request that my young Sergeant O'Brian, be an assistant in this event?
12 Jun 11, 04:03
Heiko: Hmm. Not a bad idea.
12 Jun 11, 04:02
SeeJay: Alas, I was too slow... My communication skills are lacking today.
12 Jun 11, 04:02
JT: Stranges efforst would be requested along side my troops in an attempt to procure a reputation change for removal from the knave class into the middle classes. I would much appreciate a second American ground unit
12 Jun 11, 04:01
SeeJay: Ah, such conversations should be held in utter secrecy, should your words be overheard by those who are not yet ready to hear them, it could cause some dissarry in the ranks.
12 Jun 11, 04:01
Nathan: I shall charge forth to my Private Messaging system. Huzzah!
12 Jun 11, 04:01
Nathan: Ah, indeed, that is a matter of grave importance which should be dealt to with all haste.
12 Jun 11, 04:00
Heiko: Yeah, none of my characters have really done anything to merit one. Particularly Strange. -.-
12 Jun 11, 04:00
JT: I say, Sir Nathan, Commander of the Legions to the north, we must converse soon as to important decisions that must me addressed prior to our venture in the elite standings of unit options on this site
12 Jun 11, 04:00
SeeJay: Oh look, another knave has entered our presence.
12 Jun 11, 03:59
SeeJay: Such a good fellow you are sire JT.
12 Jun 11, 03:59
Nathan: I'll just nod my head as if I understand what is going on.
12 Jun 11, 03:59
JT: indeed the stats are not present, hence why I am volunteering my services in search of required statistics
12 Jun 11, 03:58
SeeJay: I say, I stand corrected.
12 Jun 11, 03:58
JT: care to join an ol' friend in a bit of combat in the near future?
12 Jun 11, 03:58
SeeJay: Sire JT, i believe that there currently are no stats for a promotion...
12 Jun 11, 03:58
Nathan: Indeed, good sirs.
12 Jun 11, 03:57
JT: I say, Heiko, t'would be quite advantageous if you would sport the stats needed of a promotion
12 Jun 11, 03:56
SeeJay: Indeed, they such a rough looking bunch, it only makes sense for there speach to be as borish as their appearance.
12 Jun 11, 03:55
JT: tis to be expected of the knave class I would presume
12 Jun 11, 03:54
SeeJay: Indeed sire JT, I beleive that sire Heiko is a tab bit Jealous.
12 Jun 11, 03:54
SeeJay: Ah yes, very good. I have returned from the shoppe with my purchased cans of Red Bull and I am currently in the process of consumeing the energizing liquid as we speak. I hope it will vitalize my mind and body enough for me to compleat the writing sample for my new character.
12 Jun 11, 03:54
JT: I say, are you jealous good sir?
12 Jun 11, 03:53
Heiko: Nerds.
12 Jun 11, 03:42
JT: t'would seem I am in dire need of refilling the canisters that contain my cancerous habbit, I must extend my leave dear friends, fret not, I shall return to you in good spirits
12 Jun 11, 03:36
JT: it appears my time here is drawing to a close, I must complete my investigation of the lost and troubled for approval from the high master, please allow me my leave for a few short moments
12 Jun 11, 03:36
SeeJay: A most gracious thanks to you sire, I shall return shortly, and now, I'm off!
12 Jun 11, 03:35
JT: good day to you as well my good fellow, shall your stroll in the weather treat you without harm
12 Jun 11, 03:34
SeeJay: Oh I say... It appears that I am Laughing Out Loud at my typing mistake. I do not wish you bed you good sire, but I shall indeed bid you a good day.
12 Jun 11, 03:33
JT: you sahll do no bedding of me! But should you prefer to bid me good day I will gladly reciprocate your gesture
12 Jun 11, 03:33
SeeJay: Sally forth!
12 Jun 11, 03:32
SeeJay: Unfortunatly though, it appears that it is raining... so I am unable to have my iPhone accompany me on the walk. None the less, I shall return post haste, and we shall continue our conversation. Until then, I bed you good day. Good Sire.
12 Jun 11, 03:32
Heiko: Sally forth and tally ho
12 Jun 11, 03:32
JT: ...or is it tally forth? Ah this night cap will do me in yet
12 Jun 11, 03:32
JT: tally ho good sir
12 Jun 11, 03:31
SeeJay: If you will excuse me kind gentlemen, I am exhausted from the days labour and would every much like to set out for the olde shoppe.. I shall return of course, bearing cans of Red Bull in order to revive me and push away the drouzy feeling that has taken hold of me.
12 Jun 11, 03:30
JT: twas a jolly good time
12 Jun 11, 03:30
JT: then the lasses would scurry down to the cellar and fetch a fine bottle of brandy for my night cap
12 Jun 11, 03:29
JT: ah yes, quite right, to the high heavens indeed
12 Jun 11, 03:28
SeeJay: Indeed good sire, I am sure they where yippething to the high hevens at the time. Good show, I say.
12 Jun 11, 03:27
JT: I recall many a fair lass yelling of the yippeth
12 Jun 11, 03:26
SeeJay: Indeed. Ye olde Yippeth de skippeth.
12 Jun 11, 03:26
JT: well yippy skippy
12 Jun 11, 03:25
SeeJay: So either 11 or 12 hour shifts, depending on how busy it is.

[Christopher J. D'Dario]

29 Jun 11, 01:31
SeeJay: either way, im going to quote this convo... just to make sure he dosn't miss it...
29 Jun 11, 01:30
SeeJay: I don't know...
29 Jun 11, 01:30
Macster: He still only comes on after Tuesday, right?
29 Jun 11, 01:29
SeeJay: Thats ok... Good old Dasiy Sunshine is mostly bark.. but Im sure if he bites... it'll hurt...
29 Jun 11, 01:29
Gotty <3: Scratched into the side of the bullets
29 Jun 11, 01:29
SeeJay: Three rounds with the names Gotty, Macster and SeeJay ready and loaded.
29 Jun 11, 01:28
Gotty <3: ...Then he banned Heiko for five mins
29 Jun 11, 01:28
Gotty <3: Heiko changed his name to Sunshine for a sec and everything. It was amazing
29 Jun 11, 01:28
SeeJay: Yep, laughing as he loads another round into the Ban Rifle...
29 Jun 11, 01:28
Macster: laughing all the way to the bannage
29 Jun 11, 01:27
SeeJay: Pfft. he'd be laughing too hard.
29 Jun 11, 01:27
Gotty <3: I keep waiting on JT to come ghosting in here to ban us all from the cbox
29 Jun 11, 01:27
Macster: Only in Phil D
29 Jun 11, 01:27
SeeJay: Oh, so now days they just to drive bys?
29 Jun 11, 01:27
Gotty <3: Best. Nickname. Ever.
29 Jun 11, 01:26
Gotty <3: They can cap some guys, but no western duels
29 Jun 11, 01:26
SeeJay: Daisy Sunshine... the new Texas Ranger...
29 Jun 11, 01:26
Macster: When you're in Texas look behind you,
cause that's where Daisy's gonna be
29 Jun 11, 01:26
Gotty <3: The Yankees can't have a proper shootout
29 Jun 11, 01:25
SeeJay: How are you meant to have a propper show down with a shoulder holstered six shooter? its gotta hang from ya hip!
29 Jun 11, 01:25
Gotty <3: Indeed :lol:
29 Jun 11, 01:25
Macster: Sunshine, Texas Ranger
29 Jun 11, 01:25
SeeJay: Yep... Poor JT...
29 Jun 11, 01:25
Macster: Up here we have shoulder holsters for our six shooters
29 Jun 11, 01:24
Gotty <3: His nickname is already Sunshine. Heiko and Maria and I decided
29 Jun 11, 01:24
Gotty <3: Plaid button-down shirt and blue jeans, cowboy boots and 'Howdy, Y'all!'
29 Jun 11, 01:24
SeeJay: Im going to start calling him Dasiy...
29 Jun 11, 01:24
SeeJay: six shooters hanging from his hips...
29 Jun 11, 01:23
Gotty <3: Wearing a ten-gallon hat
29 Jun 11, 01:22
SeeJay: Pfft... Texas... he's gunna be spitting in a bucket before you know it...
29 Jun 11, 01:21
Macster: Likewise, It's not like there's any reason for any of us to got to 'bama now that JT is moving to Texas.

[∬: Erik Schneider]

This made me laugh:

12 Jul 11, 21:21
Macster: Oh, well done then.
12 Jul 11, 21:21
Macster: Your mission was to get tourettes?
12 Jul 11, 21:20
PuNk!: **** YEAH
12 Jul 11, 21:20
PuNk!: Shop is working... After 24hrs of work I just put on it...
12 Jul 11, 21:20
Macster: Wut
12 Jul 11, 21:20
PuNk!: YESSS!
12 Jul 11, 21:20
PuNk!: ****ING HAVE IT
12 Jul 11, 21:20
PuNk!: **** YEAH
12 Jul 11, 21:20
PuNk!: IN YO MOTHING ****ING FACE *****ES!
12 Jul 11, 21:18
PuNk!: Not on my watch...
12 Jul 11, 21:18
Macster: Impossible mission?
12 Jul 11, 21:16
PuNk!: I'M ON A MISSION!

[∬: Rafael Z. Wolfram]

6 Aug 11, 01:27
Dan: True fact.
6 Aug 11, 01:27
Dan: It takes one hundred and twelve measly Americans to make up one Raf.

[Edward"Butcher"McMillan]

Bottoms up, like always.

18 Aug 11, 11:39
PuNk!: Aww, yes Kitty would be hugging everyone and being happy, handing out cookies and milk to people.
18 Aug 11, 11:39
JT: doesn't even care who they are
18 Aug 11, 11:38
JT: Kitty comes in and hugs everyone
18 Aug 11, 11:38
PuNk!: Lmao, yesss.
18 Aug 11, 11:38
JT: pacing the floors to see how much distance he wold need to cover from the door to the target area and back again
18 Aug 11, 11:37
PuNk!: Strum... He would be lurking, making notes on a piece of paper and making plans.
18 Aug 11, 11:36
JT: Dieter stumbles into him "Sup dude"
18 Aug 11, 11:36
PuNk!: Meanwhile, Mac would still be lingering around the room, acting swarve and cool, making jokes as he walked through the crowd, showing off his new staff badge and phone.
18 Aug 11, 11:36
JT: Strum walks in with a back pack, wearing a trenchcoat...a hush falls over the crowd
18 Aug 11, 11:35
PuNk!:
18 Aug 11, 11:35
JT: stupid new guys...yeah, I typed it again anyway
18 Aug 11, 11:35
PuNk!: <3 Bro.
18 Aug 11, 11:35
PuNk!: Erik would be all over Rhys like a rash, making sheep noises and humping his leg. Poor Rhys would just be sitting there, looking miserable whilst he was being hounded by Erik.
18 Aug 11, 11:35
JT: DANG IT!
18 Aug 11, 11:35
JT: [smallstupid new guys[/small]
18 Aug 11, 11:34
JT: OMG YES! Erik would wake from his dead sleep the instant Rhys walked in
18 Aug 11, 11:34
PuNk!: Yeah, they take one look at it and walk away...
18 Aug 11, 11:34
PuNk!: LOL!
18 Aug 11, 11:34
JT: Some new guy walks in "Hey, can I join?!" All wwide eyes and peppy..."Dude, read the sign, fill our the application there on the table, then sit quietly over there."
18 Aug 11, 11:33
PuNk!: Oh Rhys. Yeah, he'll turn up and Erik would come alive making sheep jokes.
18 Aug 11, 11:33
The Macster:
18 Aug 11, 11:33
PuNk!: Yeah BIG SISTER.
18 Aug 11, 11:32
PuNk!: He'd be the guy you hear at the back of the room constantly moaning.
18 Aug 11, 11:32
JT: BIG BROTHER SISTER
18 Aug 11, 11:32
PuNk!: LOL, Yeah then David would start moaning, LOL.
18 Aug 11, 11:32
PuNk!: Addie would be the machine doing the censoring! She'd be like in every camera watching us, all of our ear pieces, she'd be the MOTHER MACHINE documenting us!
18 Aug 11, 11:32
JT: DBev would be the guy security tazes in the middle of the isle
18 Aug 11, 11:31
JT: OMG!...documented*
18 Aug 11, 11:31
JT: documanted*
18 Aug 11, 11:31
PuNk!: LOL!
18 Aug 11, 11:31
JT: Addie would be in the AV room making sure there is a time delay from the feed to the television station so she can censor our horrid language because we forgot it's being documanted
18 Aug 11, 11:30
PuNk!: Who else is there we haven't picked on..?
18 Aug 11, 11:30
PuNk!:
18 Aug 11, 11:30
JT: HAHAHAHA!!!
18 Aug 11, 11:30
PuNk!: Lol, yeah Maria would be clinging to Dieter, acting like a over protective mother, wiping his mouth with a tissue and fussing about him.
18 Aug 11, 11:29
JT: yeah, that does sound like HEiko, to a "T"
18 Aug 11, 11:28
JT: Maria is behind Dieter "Dude, seriously, your otter is perfectly fine without you for the weekend
18 Aug 11, 11:28
PuNk!: I see Heiko dressed like a techie-dude, with a pair of headphones around his neck and feet up on the table, acting all cool and zoned out, until someone mentions his name he suddenly comes to life.
18 Aug 11, 11:27
JT: Heiko throwing pieces of balled up napkins at him
18 Aug 11, 11:26
JT: for some reason I see Erik slumped over in his chair asleep
18 Aug 11, 11:26
JT:
18 Aug 11, 11:26
PuNk!: I LOL'D quite a bit at that. LMAO
18 Aug 11, 11:25
PuNk!: LMFAO !!!!!
18 Aug 11, 11:25
JT: Dieter is leaned up against a wall urinating into a fake plant, already plastered before lunch
18 Aug 11, 11:25
JT: LMAO about Nathan
18 Aug 11, 11:24
JT: SeeJay is sitting at a table by himself because he scares people with his hard rock look and persona
18 Aug 11, 11:24
PuNk!: Yeah, I see Nathan being the wonky-eyed dude that's obsessed with flying, his eyes wandering about individually like compasses or something. Someone mentions the word PLANE and his all: "SOAR LIKE EAGLE! FLY LIKE BIRD!" like his lost the plot.
18 Aug 11, 11:24
JT: Mac would keep looking at his phone, waving it around to get a signal
18 Aug 11, 11:22
JT: There is an empty seat at the staff table for the longest, then we here a helicopter land "Nathan's here, must have got lost again"
18 Aug 11, 11:21
JT: the*
18 Aug 11, 11:21
JT: nice touch adding trh toothpick
18 Aug 11, 11:21
PuNk!: LOL!
18 Aug 11, 11:21
JT: Dan comes in yelling "HEY! I'm here now!" Everyone starts to duck and cover out of instinct
18 Aug 11, 11:21
PuNk!: What would Mac be doing? I see Mac being the cool looking guy, cracking jokes at people's misfortunes, with a toothpick hanging out the corner of his mouth.
18 Aug 11, 11:20
JT: Danny gets up to go take a piss, 5 guys swarm him "The Principle is moving!"
18 Aug 11, 11:19
JT: yeah, probably would have an emotionless look and posture
18 Aug 11, 11:19
PuNk!: Yeah. MIB = Men in Black and G-Man (the same really), wearing a black suit, shades and looking emotionless. Like nobody would want to get in your way.
18 Aug 11, 11:19
JT: jeans, boots, polo, hat
18 Aug 11, 11:18
JT: be honest, there is a chance I'd be one of the most underdressed people there
18 Aug 11, 11:18
The Macster: Men in Black?
18 Aug 11, 11:18
JT: MB/G-Man?
18 Aug 11, 11:17
PuNk!: Poor Adam.
18 Aug 11, 11:17
PuNk!: LOL @ Adam
18 Aug 11, 11:17
PuNk!: I see you looking like a MIB/G-Man dude in a pair of shades, with a security wire hanging out of your ear and concealed desert eagle in your breast pocket or something.
18 Aug 11, 11:17
JT: Adam is a camera man in the back of the room trying to cover the story, but can't sit still long enough to get the covereage of anyone finishing a single sentence
18 Aug 11, 11:16
JT: LMAO! nice addition bro
18 Aug 11, 11:16
JT: I don't know, the image just looked a lot like a press conference
18 Aug 11, 11:16
PuNk!: With Dan sitting under the one empty table. As people try to sit at that table, all they hear is growling coming beneath...
18 Aug 11, 11:16
The Macster: Is the staff planning on selling out?
18 Aug 11, 11:15
The Macster: Answers... Answers for what?
18 Aug 11, 11:15
JT: still has his shades on as if to remain less obvious
18 Aug 11, 11:15
JT: Raf comes in late, sneaking in the side door, trying to go unnoticed toward the back table with all the free snacks
18 Aug 11, 11:12
JT: like the future of IO was on the line due to a big merger and all the share holders are wanting answers
18 Aug 11, 11:11
JT: and for some odd reason I just had an image pop into my head of all the veteran members of IO meeting at a convention, but it's more like a business convention, lot of small tables with people huddled around them, with the staff members sitting at a long table at the far end of the room answering questions into microphones

[Leeroy Atherton]

You guys forgot the mention the part where I burst in with security if somebody hits the big red button.

[∬: Rafael Z. Wolfram]

Gero: PLAYER 1 CONNECTED: Scott Evans has entered the Battle! PLAYER 2 CONNECTED: Rafael Wolfram has entered the Battle! PLAYER 1 DISCONNECTED! ~ ERROR! PLAYER 1 UNABLE TO DISCONNECT ~ GAME OVER!

Nathan: Joe
11 Jan 12, 19:46
Hautt: A blasphemy... RAWR!
11 Jan 12, 19:45
Hautt: KEEL HEEM!
11 Jan 12, 19:45
Hautt: >
11 Jan 12, 19:44
Joe: What?
11 Jan 12, 19:44
Nathan: Well Joe, have you heard the word?
11 Jan 12, 19:44
Joe: Richard Winters
11 Jan 12, 19:44
Hautt: Whose was it? ¬.¬
11 Jan 12, 19:43
Joe: In my defense I only had it up while I looked for a better one.
11 Jan 12, 19:43
Joe: I used a certain BoB avatar a bit too long.
11 Jan 12, 19:43
Hautt: Why?
11 Jan 12, 19:43
Hautt: Done.
11 Jan 12, 19:43
Hautt: He will torment your body and soul for 49 days, after which there will be a lunar eclipse as your soul leaves your body and is swallowed by Raf's 8-headed demon dragon from the marshes of the black Hell corner of Diamblufargh.
11 Jan 12, 19:42
Joe: know*
11 Jan 12, 19:42
Joe: You now why he's mad?
11 Jan 12, 19:42
Hautt: Keeping you alive through hate and pure Nazi magic.
11 Jan 12, 19:42
Joe: I doubt it...
11 Jan 12, 19:41
Joe: Done?
11 Jan 12, 19:41
Hautt: Raf will show up, punt Satan into a nearby volcano, and then head to torture you himself.
11 Jan 12, 19:41
Joe: Done?
11 Jan 12, 19:41
Hautt: Satan himself shall call you by your middle name... and as he goes to poke his sandpaper-tipped pitchfork in your rear...
11 Jan 12, 19:40
Joe: And?
11 Jan 12, 19:40
Hautt: I'm not finished...
11 Jan 12, 19:40
Joe: Yep, I am.
11 Jan 12, 19:39
Hautt: There'll be a crack of thunder as the bowels of the Earth open up, and Hell itself swallows you like Tyler the Creator eating a cockroach... ¬.¬
11 Jan 12, 19:39
Joe: I'm F'd ain't I
11 Jan 12, 19:38
Hautt: There'll be no fight!
11 Jan 12, 19:38
Joe:
11 Jan 12, 19:38
Hautt: Fight?
11 Jan 12, 19:38
Hautt: Raf...
11 Jan 12, 19:38
Hautt: You...
11 Jan 12, 19:38
Joe: I'm fighting Raf!

[☭ Joseph Petrov]

12 Jan 12, 20:22
Frodo Baggins:
12 Jan 12, 20:22
Frodo Baggins: ROFL
12 Jan 12, 20:22
Aragorn: I won't ban the IP.
12 Jan 12, 20:22
Frodo Baggins: LMAO
12 Jan 12, 20:22
Frodo Baggins: darn Samwise Gamgee...
12 Jan 12, 20:22
Frodo Baggins: Just ban Samwise Gamgee IP Aragorn.
12 Jan 12, 20:21
Frodo Baggins:
12 Jan 12, 20:21
it: lol
12 Jan 12, 20:21
Frodo Baggins: woops...
12 Jan 12, 20:21
Frodo Baggins: I'll not give you Samwise Gamgee Ring if you do it.
12 Jan 12, 20:20
Aragorn:
12 Jan 12, 20:20
Frodo Baggins: Change it to something like Shelob Aragorn.
12 Jan 12, 20:19
the: It just got real.


12 Jan 12, 20:13
Frodo Baggins: You sorry excuse for a hobbit!
12 Jan 12, 20:13
The Samwise Gamgee: Everything I know about LoTR I know from my link
12 Jan 12, 20:12
Frodo Baggins: U NO KNOW LOTR?
12 Jan 12, 20:12
The Samwise Gamgee: What the hell is Samwise Gamgee?

[Scott Evans]

Joe: yes...
16 Feb 12, 18:51
Joe: Is it back to normal now?
16 Feb 12, 18:51
Joe: The case of the phantom name-changer.
16 Feb 12, 18:50
I am you.: We have a mystery on our hands now.
16 Feb 12, 18:49
It's ok Joe, I know how you feel: Waaaaay too much fun.
16 Feb 12, 18:49
It's ok Joe, I know how you feel: Someone is having too much fun.
16 Feb 12, 18:48
Shhh... Don't speak: Good-grief...
16 Feb 12, 18:48
Shhh... Don't speak: *speaks*
16 Feb 12, 18:48
Shhh... Don't speak: PuNk? Nathan?
16 Feb 12, 18:47
It's all in your imagination!: Who the...
16 Feb 12, 18:47
It's all in your imagination!: wait wut..
16 Feb 12, 18:47
It's all in your imagination!: This is...
16 Feb 12, 18:47
I Am Legend: Who did this!
16 Feb 12, 18:46
I Am Legend: PUUUUNNNK!?
16 Feb 12, 18:46
I Am Legend: wut...
16 Feb 12, 18:46
I Am Legend: 'ello

[∬: Rafael Z. Wolfram]

Congratulations Liesl and Falkenbeck, I think this is your first appearance. I couldn't help laughing to this.
- Raf

[PuNk! ™]

Sherlock Holmes = Macster
Watson = Hautt

It's just me messing around with the chat-box, again.
~Danny