Post by Klaus Eberhardt on Jul 8, 2010 5:35:17 GMT
NOTE: This is 100% real. It is an old Russian car advert.
I made this one, found it amusing, I want to see what you guys think. BTW, that is my dog.
WARNING: Foul language, I'm linking this one, and you'll only get it if you're a football fan. And I mean association football. And only if you payed attention to the infamous France v. Ireland game in the qualifying.
A Lieutenant was driving a jeep in a training exercise, when he found a Major stuck in mud. Wanting to impress the senior officer, he climbed out and walked to the aid of the Major.
"Is your jeep stuck?" Asked the Lieutenant, approaching the Major. All of a sudden, a pair of keys were thrust in his hand.
"No Lieutenant, but yours is."
Under My Command: 5x Supermarine Spitfires/2x Armstrong Whitworth Albemarle/2x Curtiss P-40E Warhawk
PERTH - An SAS trooper collecting toys for handicapped children was stabbed when he helped stop a suspected shoplifter in east Perth.
The 'Toys-R-Us' Store Manager told 'The West Australian' that a man was seen on surveillance cameras last Friday putting a laptop under his jacket at the store.
When confronted, the man became irate, knocked down a female employee, pulled a knife and ran toward the door.
Outside were four SAS Troopers voluntarily collecting toys for the "Toys For Tots" program.
The manager said the Troopers stopped the man, but he stabbed one of them, in the back. The cut did not appear to be severe.
The suspect was transported by ambulance to the Royal Perth Hospital with two broken arms, a broken leg, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions and assorted lacerations including a broken nose and jaw...
Injuries he apparently sustained when he tripped whilst trying to run after the stabbing.
One of the Soldiers simply said, "He was a clumsy bastard."